{"id":621,"date":"2010-09-09T16:05:45","date_gmt":"2010-09-09T15:05:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/aniam.co.uk\/blog\/?p=621"},"modified":"2010-09-23T16:40:22","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T15:40:22","slug":"time-flies-like-an-arrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/aniam.co.uk\/blog\/time-flies-like-an-arrow\/","title":{"rendered":"Time flies like an arrow&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aniam.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/fruit.jpeg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-thumbnail wp-image-624\" title=\"fruit\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/aniam.co.uk\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/fruit-150x150.jpg?resize=150%2C150\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>&#8230;and fruit flies like a banana, but not nearly as much as they like my quietly decaying mountain of apples and pears \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>In my best efforts to bake, cook and eat the stuff as swiftly as possible, I&#8217;d neglected to take the bin bag of bruised offcuts to the outside bin quickly enough and opened the bin to a small swarm of the buggers this morning. 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